e-tard

A person who is significantly behind the technology curve.

"My Mom is trying to make a Facebook account but I'm not worried, she's an e-tard."

by Skyfood January 20, 2010

sweaturrection

1. A second, mysterious reappearance of sweat after it was thought to be defeated.

"Damn it, even after that 20 minute shower I'm getting a sweaturrection because of this damn suit!"

by SkyFood July 15, 2009

suicideway

A particular stretch of road/highway that is so often clogged it makes you want to commit suicide whenever you drive on it.

"We should walk there. At this time of night Lafayette street is a suicideway."

by Skyfood April 04, 2009

czartender

A bartender whose attention is so hard to get (s)he must be distracted by dictator duties.

"Dude you were up there for twenty minutes!" "I know, she's a total czartender."

by Skyfood April 05, 2009

no corno

(a derivative of no homo) Used as a clarification to a statement that, despite being delivered from a possibly masculine and/or edgy individual, is cringingly corny.

"Dude, no corno, but she's the light of my life."

"Obama makes me want to be a better man, no corno."

by Skyfood June 27, 2009

fasian

A fashionable, usually intimidatingly so, Asian.

You could skewer a pumpkin on that fasian's bangs.

by Skyfood April 04, 2009

brug

A hug between brothers, whether they be blood or emotional.

"You're leaving for two weeks? It's brug time."

by Skyfood January 20, 2010