e-tard

A person who is significantly behind the technology curve.

"My Mom is trying to make a Facebook account but I'm not worried, she's an e-tard."

by Skyfood January 20, 2010

shitstop

When one needs to break up their current activity for the sole purpose of defecation.

"Dude, we gotta stop this jog and find some bushes for a shitstop. I got a growler the size and temper of grandma coming."

by SkyFood June 14, 2009

blackwards

1. When a black person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by whites.

2. When a white person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by blacks.

1. "Jamal's favorite sport is polo? That's as blackwards as Carlton Banks."

2."Chip's trying out for the slam dunk contest? That dude's totally blackwards."

by Skyfood April 22, 2009

brug

A hug between brothers, whether they be blood or emotional.

"You're leaving for two weeks? It's brug time."

by Skyfood January 20, 2010

drunchies

An insatiable and overpowering sense of hunger one gets after a few hours of drinking.

"Dan was so powered by the drunchies that he found a Dominos obscured in complete darkness."

by SkyFood July 07, 2009

doink

A physically weak teen/man who closely resembles a dweeb, but is constantly trying to be cooler than he is. Doinks don't have to be smart or computer-savvy, but must always be a a harmless loser. Much more endearing than tools.

"Did you see Superbad? That McLovin is such a lovable doink."

by Skyfood April 04, 2009

czartender

A bartender whose attention is so hard to get (s)he must be distracted by dictator duties.

"Dude you were up there for twenty minutes!" "I know, she's a total czartender."

by Skyfood April 05, 2009