clickcident

an unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in damage or injury.

"It was a financially ruinous clickcident when, in a sleepy haze, he accidentally hit 'Place Bid' instead of 'Close Window,' becoming the unintended owner of a $50,000 vintage boat."

Do you clickcidental insurance?

clickcident by _hgt_ January 24, 2026

Crackcident 

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.

The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!

Crackcident by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

crackcident 

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant

I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"

crackcident by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

chinkcident 

Car accident caused Chinese or other peoples of Asian decent.

Sorry for being late, there was a chinkcident on the freeway on my way home from work.

chinkcident by Thexman December 14, 2013

cockcident 

Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.

a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.

Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"

cockcident by Mike Beach June 18, 2006

Crackcident 

The unintentional exposure of one's butt crack while bending over in low-rise jeans.

Becky had a crackcident in class when she bent over to pick up her keys.

Crackcident by Michaeladt January 10, 2009

Crackcident 

An automobile accident resulting from one or both parties texting on a Blackberry (Crackberry) mobile device while driving.

If Bob had been watching the road instead of texting on his Blackberry, he wouldn't have been involved in such a major crackcident.

Crackcident by Anandaconda August 19, 2010