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damn you're clerkin.
clerkin by clerkin lady May 22, 2009
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Another word used to describe the male genitalia. The same as dick penis cock or weiner .
{Beyonce voice}: " I been jerkin, I been jerkin, jerkin jerkin jerkin on my Clerkin , on my Clerkin , I been Jerkin on my Clerkin using jergans, using jergans."
Clerkin by Ternz$ January 1, 2019
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A "Clerkin" is an individual who has used words which they do not understand in a political context often resulting in Scandal or ridicule!
Did you President Trump Said Revolutionary War Troops 'Took Over the Airports' in His Fourth of July Speech? What a clerkin!
Clerkin by Spontaneocus July 6, 2019
(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.
"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."
Cerking by B-caine January 11, 2009
a person who is the absolute coolest. only one person in a group of friends should be awarded this name. or a nickname for someone cool
you are such a cherkin.
Cherkin by cherkin April 27, 2009
The most amazing woman in the universe. She’s so beautiful; she’s drop dead gorgeous, but she doesn’t know it. She’s not tall but she’s really stunning. She’s so adorable when she smiles. Her eyes disappear when she laughs; her eyes are so attractive, it’s like looking at the stars at night. She’s clever but she doesn’t admit it. Thinks logically. She’s very good at playing video games. She’s fun to talk to. The world was so much prettier with her in it.
guy 1: isn’t that clerine?
guy 2: damn. she’s really gorgeous.
guy 3: *has stiff neck* *turns his head to look at clerine*
Clerine by superteemo August 31, 2019

grace clarking

when one fingers themself under a school desk during class with people in the class and class is going on
yo did you see (name) in class today?
yeah bro she was totally grace clarking it…
what a weirdo
grace clarking by extrapolariceflavor December 12, 2022
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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