Someone you assume is going to be way uncool (because they are nerdy, older than you, etc.) but who is, in fact, evencooler than you.
Dude, so this kid's got a gun on the cashier, right, but then this Cherkinian old dude comes up behind him with his cane and knocks the pistol right outta his hand like in some movie or something.
v. in gerund; to dance flapping your arms (like a chicken), occasionally while turning in a circle and looking pleased with yourself. can be done in a long row called "giant caterpillar".
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.