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clenchin 

that out fit is clenchin
clenchin by lionhart October 27, 2003
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Clenching Chowder 

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.
1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.
Buttock-clenching by JMUK July 17, 2012

Clenching 

When a woman's uterus and vagina contract causing unbelievable pleasure course through her body.
My lower belly clenched in anticipation of his cock. I could imagine it like it was happening. As my vagina was clenching, all over my body pleasure ran through my veins.
Clenching by Kittenliar January 15, 2018

clenching 

To hold a shit in for a long time, especially when it's not an appropriate time to take a dump.
I've been clenching ever since I got to work.
clenching by superhog May 24, 2006

fanny clenching 

When a women watches either a really scary film or a bit in a film which has a tense or climatic part to it, tends to clench her fanny together tight from excitment and nerves. The women may also squeeze her thighs tighly and also her asre cheeks too.
' Oh my god i couldnt keep still watching that film, it was so fanny clenching'

Butt-clenching

When something makes you so nervous or scared, it makes your butt clench
It was butt-clenching watching Derek Fisher shoot a 3-pointer with .4 seconds left.
Butt-clenching by madhotfyre November 1, 2017
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