Clempt

Lancashire (where we talk proper): Very hungry.

Ey up our Maud get tea on, I'm that bloody clempt over here I could eat a buttered clog!

by Leyther lad August 16, 2017

clempt

The act of having gone clamming

Man, we really clempt at low tide last night

by Clam digger September 13, 2015

Clampt Chowder

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

by Summerbees November 3, 2011

Cleptocracy

A type of government in which corruption is widespread. The corruption is so strong that society accepts it as a part of normality, reacting with suspicion when some public worker or politician doesn't embezzle something.

Gosh, that mayor actually used the city's money to build stuff for the city. Something's not right here. That's a disrespect to our cleptocracy!

dafuq just happened, those people were convicted for corruption? Is that a crime, really?! That's absurd, i thought we were living in a cleptocracy here!

by dignusplz January 16, 2013

clemtwt

clemtwt is a subtwt on twitter that genuinely thinks tommyinnit is transfem, his name being clementine. they draw him as a female and also refer to him as a female

person 1: clemtwt do not interact

person 2: what is clemtwt?
person 1: a subtwt that thinks tommyinnit is transfem

by oinkoinkenjoyer August 19, 2021

clemped

To be hungry - in need of food. Used in Lancashire presently

"Fuck me i'm clemped, I could eat the arse out of a tramps pants"

by Stewart66 June 30, 2007

clampty

overwhelmed with excitement and joy but at the same time very down and depressed :)

my boyfriend is about to dump me. im feeling very CLAMPTY

by urmomisyummy.com December 10, 2021