buttered

The idea of being "butt hurt" about something, but buttered is what it sounds like if you say it fast.

Gosh, Nick is so buttered about Tim not inviting him over with everyone else.

by Urban Dictionary February 20, 2007

buttered

Extremely intoxicated on any substance; mostly relates to alcohol.

You should have came to the kegger last night! Everyone was buttered!

by dutchswiss November 22, 2006

buttered

To get scammed into sex by a very unsavory whore, possibly while intoxicated

"Jesse got buttered"

by Rodney Fluffer September 09, 2008

buttered

1. average joe meaning: - Bladdered

2. Honours graduate meaning: -To be highly inebriated after a night of intoxicating liquer.

The complete loss of all limbs that you look like a puppet with ths strings cut, and 'spread' across the (road/pavement/tramps crotch).

He was that buttered he was spread across the pavement.

by Drunknmunky April 07, 2008

buttered

to get a hair cut, to get your hair "lined up"

"Yo I'm off to get buttered"

by elliotjones76 December 14, 2008

buttered

buttered means coke high.

"michele, i'm buttered!"
"i know, i'm super buttered dude"

by heathaaa February 17, 2005

buttered

mad, over anxious, disturbed

he got so buttered over the fact that he wasn't good at the game.

by taylor January 17, 2004