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A word used for when you want to call someone a cunt, but there are other people who could get offended around.
John: Btw I ate your cupcakes
Me: Wow, you're such a clemp
Clemp by YOSquidy August 28, 2018
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another name for the male species that a women finds attractive.
Damn, that clemp is sexy!!!!!!

"What up clemp?"
"Your such a celmp!"
clemp by JUANIIII <3 April 17, 2010

Walter Clements 

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks

Clampt Chowder 

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.
Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011
1) A french word meaning indulgence or gentleness, the direct translation is clemency
2) A french name for a girl who is beautiful, smart, loving, open minded, an overall social butterfly, but is also strong and remains a true friend to you, even if you're broken and lost and she needs to carry some of your weight and share some of your pain to help you, and even if you have trouble letting people in, a girl who's always there for you.
A: You know Clémence?
B: Yeah, everyone does, she's great!
A: Well she's on of my best friends
B: Yeah, I see her with you all the time, she even turns down eating lunch with us to stay with you! What a great friend.
A: I know, I love her so much.
Clémence by SunshineSucker December 29, 2014

Clembarassing

Adjective: Condition of a person after 1) finding out an act of vandalism has been committed to their property, 2) accusing their hated rival of being responsible, and then 3) finding out it was one of their own who actually did it.
When someone broke off a piece of Clemson's famed "Howard's Rock" Clemson fans spent a week accusing USC and UGA fans of being responsible. When the news came out that it was actually one of their own fans who was arrested for the crime, it was very "Clembarassing"
Clembarassing by CaliCock July 16, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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