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cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.
The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)
cleptopenia by barneschm March 27, 2009
Word of the Day on December 26, 2017
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cleptopenia

Suffered by somenone who can't help himself stealing coworker's pens, although subconsciously.
Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...
cleptopenia by jo_as_neo May 9, 2011

Cleptopenia

One who has an uncontrollable desire to steal other men's virginity.
Pretty self-explanatory. Cleptopenia

cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Penises. Also known as Cleptopenisania.
the hooker commited cleptopenia after i refused to pay her 20 dollars to suck my dick
cleptopenia by heisenberg420969 February 5, 2018

Cleptopenia

Cleptopenia: A mental state or strong desire that drives a person to steal pens.
Mark loves stealing pens, he suffers from Cleptopenia and has become a Scriptoclepto.
Cleptopenia by LESWORTUS December 15, 2019

cleptomediac 

Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.

Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac
Bob is such a cleptomediac, ask him for any TV show's you're looking for.
cleptomediac by jupiter909 October 20, 2011

cleptomaniac 

Someone who has irrestible urges to take things. Cleptomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being thieves when they can't help what they're doing.
That woman over there is a cleptomaniac.
cleptomaniac by Boo June 21, 2006
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