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Shorts/pants that are worn too low and only the top of the butt crack is showing; such as the clevage from breasts.
Did you see her pants? yea, you can totally see her clemond!
Did you see that tattoo above her clemond?
clemond by Jason J Blair February 5, 2008
Words you can keep
a clumsy person or a clumsy manuever.... also can be called clemondess
"Dru's clemondess ass dropped a bottle of wine!"
clemond by Alissa and Dru February 3, 2008
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Clarence Clemons 

A legendary saxophonist who died on june, 18th 2011 due to a stroke. Clarence is most known for playing with Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band but also has played with Lady Gaga, Temple of Soul and Jackson Browne to name a few.

R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.
I saw Bruce 'n' the band in Stockholm 2 years ago and they played Jungleland! Clarence Clemons nailed the solo perfect!
Clarence Clemons by eStreeter93 June 20, 2011
Created from the show family guy
Has no meaning
Tom: Coming up next America's new hotest curse word, clemund
Clemund by BOSOX2007 November 16, 2009
When you drill a hole into an orange or clementine and put it on your dick. Then a girl sucks on the orange or clementine until all the juice is sucked dried from the fruit.
The water girl gave me a clemendog before football practice.
clemendog by Jock Dock September 25, 2010
A young trainer from the Kalos region. Fond of science, pokemon battles, he is a gym leader of Lumiose City. Clemont is currently traveling with Ash Kechum, his sister Bonnie, and Serena. The machines he makes usually backfire and unfortunately cause disaster.
Clemont is an electric-type gym leader, and he is a science nerd.
Clemont by Pkmngamer1 April 26, 2014

Ant Clemons

adj. A very funny or goofy person possessing one of the shortest attention spans ever.
This person also usually can be easily distracted by TVs, Video Games, Shiny Objects.
Guy 1: "Iight man lets get some work done"

Guy 2: "word up lets do it"

Guy 1: "is that a xbox?"

::several games of 2k11 later::

Guy 1: "Ok...about that work"

Guy 2: nah fuck it now im sleepy, you decided to be an "Ant Clemons" today so we just gonna do this another time.
Ant Clemons by hyphyee May 1, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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