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When you drill a hole into an orange or clementine and put it on your dick. Then a girl sucks on the orange or clementine until all the juice is sucked dried from the fruit.
The water girl gave me a clemendog before football practice.
clemendog by Jock Dock September 25, 2010
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clementon  

A little town near Lindenwold that has an amusement park...but you've never been to the park and frankly you have no clue where that amusement park is.
Yo...where is Clementon Park? I've never seen it.
clementon by Alex111011 December 1, 2006

clementoni

an english teacher who will purposely torture you with papers out of the wazoo and confuse you and make you want to murder little fuzzy white bunnies
aka clemenphuckker
"man, that clementoni will fuck you up"
clementoni by p[][] March 16, 2004

Clemenor 

Someone that pours beer in their ramen, and then spills it in their lap.
"Bro did you see how Derick put that Budlight in his Maruchan?" "Yeah dude, he is being a Clemenor again."
Clemenor by SkyrimWithGuns February 26, 2021

Clementoryaltrigonume

A next universe of a love thought for someone
I love her so much. She’s got me in a Clementoryaltrigonume
Clementoryaltrigonume by B4thpr November 26, 2021
Honestly just your average person, not really much, just a human existing and playing his own role in his own personal life 🙂
That person name is Clemenson, he's just your average person nothing much.
Average guy, low profile & nothing much
That person is Clemenson, he's nothing much but your average boy.
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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