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Created from the show family guy
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Tom: Coming up next America's new hotest curse word, clemund
Clemund by BOSOX2007 November 16, 2009
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First appearing in the show "Family Guy," clemund is a word used to describe or offend someone you have ill feelings toward.
"Did you see that clemund Joe yesterday?"
or "Stop being such a clemund!"
Clemund by Popular Vernacular October 3, 2009
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A ugly bitch with diseases and has your distrust and dislike. They also have morally low standards as well as many STD's and by bitch it means being obnoxious on different levels.------what is really being said is your a ghetto piece of shit who is as well a sperm dumpster which is a lowlife dogged out excuse of a human foreshortened as cle
You fucking clemund shortened as cle
Clemund by JW-CANNABIS April 6, 2016
When you drill a hole into an orange or clementine and put it on your dick. Then a girl sucks on the orange or clementine until all the juice is sucked dried from the fruit.
The water girl gave me a clemendog before football practice.
clemendog by Jock Dock September 25, 2010
Shorts/pants that are worn too low and only the top of the butt crack is showing; such as the clevage from breasts.
Did you see her pants? yea, you can totally see her clemond!
Did you see that tattoo above her clemond?
clemond by Jason J Blair February 5, 2008
1) noun; an outer car piece to a chevrolet vehicle
2) verb; see clemun
So...I was clemun around in my chevy, when a deer jumped out and broke my clemun.
clemun by CLEMUN April 6, 2007
a clumsy person or a clumsy manuever.... also can be called clemondess
"Dru's clemondess ass dropped a bottle of wine!"
clemond by Alissa and Dru February 3, 2008
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