Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
First appearing in the show "Family Guy," clemund is a word used to describe or offend someone you have ill feelings toward.
"Did you see that clemund Joe yesterday?"
or "Stop being such a clemund!"
Clemund by Popular Vernacular October 3, 2009
Related Words
A ugly bitch with diseases and has your distrust and dislike. They also have morally low standards as well as many STD's and by bitch it means being obnoxious on different levels.------what is really being said is your a ghetto piece of shit who is as well a sperm dumpster which is a lowlife dogged out excuse of a human foreshortened as cle
You fucking clemund shortened as cle
Clemund by JW-CANNABIS April 6, 2016
When you drill a hole into an orange or clementine and put it on your dick. Then a girl sucks on the orange or clementine until all the juice is sucked dried from the fruit.
The water girl gave me a clemendog before football practice.
clemendog by Jock Dock September 25, 2010
Shorts/pants that are worn too low and only the top of the butt crack is showing; such as the clevage from breasts.
Did you see her pants? yea, you can totally see her clemond!
Did you see that tattoo above her clemond?
clemond by Jason J Blair February 5, 2008
1) noun; an outer car piece to a chevrolet vehicle
2) verb; see clemun
So...I was clemun around in my chevy, when a deer jumped out and broke my clemun.
clemun by CLEMUN April 6, 2007
a clumsy person or a clumsy manuever.... also can be called clemondess
"Dru's clemondess ass dropped a bottle of wine!"
clemond by Alissa and Dru February 3, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
Load more