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clenis maximus 

The ultimate in giant clits, most likely looks like a dick with no balls. Some say it is an urban legend that rivals bigfoot and the loch ness.
I was going to go down on this broad I just met, but I saw she had a very large clit, I would call it a clenis maximus
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Freakishly large clitoris. Usually found in women that use steroids.
'Did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?"
Clenis by Baseball Fury January 19, 2005
Chest-Tennis
(n.) A game similar to tennis using your chest as a racquet.

Chennis involves two players bouncing a tennis ball back and forth with powerful thrusts of the sternum.
Shipley vs. Chen was the longest chennis game every to be played with a record breaking triple bounce!!!
Chennis by Joylo January 26, 2009
Bill Clinton's penis, the scapegoat of the right-wing. Blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with North Korea. Feared greatly by Conservatives, as it is actually a functional penis.
In today's speech, President Bush blamed rising unemployment and a failing economy on the Clenis.
Clenis by blunted September 8, 2003
Extremely perfeccionistic and obsessed with scholastic achievement
You, a 7th grader, spent Memorial Day Weekend studying for the SAT's? You're being so chennish!
Chennish by Vimala June 6, 2004
Portmanteau of clitoris and penis. A large clitoris that, due to its abnormal size, resembles a penis.
Don't download that porno with the wrestler Chyna, unless you want to barf... she's got a clenis!
clenis by That Guy May 13, 2005