cleetism 

a religion for worshiping our lord and savior, cleetus. join the group on roblox

Friend: Hey! Wanna hang out later?
Person : Sorry, I can’t. I have to go worship cleetus.
Friend: OH! So you’re part of cleetism?
Person: Yea...

cleetism by denkisimp June 17, 2021

Cleftism 

(pronoun) A theoretical movement that combines facets of the left with vintage pictures of Californian weather girls cleavage

Hell, last night's of prime time Cleftism made a huge dent in my man sized tissues.

Cleftism by Portable Chaoz November 16, 2016