causer

mad kiddy fiddling fucker who likes to inflict pain on people who dont retaliate. Like particualrly to stab Boni in the leg with a compass in maths (check the word Boni on www.urbandictionary.com). All because Boni fucked his mum in thirteen different ways.

-take this boni
-OUCH!
-Haha
-I had your mum, smell your mum *offers hand*
-You bastard (and stabs)

by LeVeL 27 BoY December 20, 2003

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Causer

if your last name is Causer you stink

EW is that a Stinky boi with the last name Causer

by dgadgadfgdfgf May 27, 2021

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Lost Causer

A person who believes in the “Lost Cause” myth of the American Civil War, A myth stating that the south didn’t fight for slavery.

A large majority of neo confederates are lost causers.

History teacher: name one of the things that the Civil War was mainly fought over
Student A:slavery

Student b, a lost causer: no it wasn’t: that’s a lie! It was fought over taxes and the north wanted to pillage the south so the sales for back!

by PonianYoutube August 5, 2021

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earthquake causer

when someone is so fat if they fall they can cause a whole earthquake

Bro: Dawg. Why the hell are you so fat? You are an earthquake causer.
Dawg: HEY! What the hell. Im not fat! Im normal!

by ChickenLover581 May 22, 2023

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Soggy Causer

Someone or something that makes things soggy.

Salsa, beans, guac, and sour cream are soggy causers and ruin my nachos.

My boyfriend/girlfriend is a soggy causer because they're too hot and make me sweat when we cuddle.

by Singularsam August 17, 2018

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