causer

mad kiddy fiddling fucker who likes to inflict pain on people who dont retaliate. Like particualrly to stab Boni in the leg with a compass in maths (check the word Boni on www.urbandictionary.com). All because Boni fucked his mum in thirteen different ways.
-take this boni
-OUCH!
-Haha
-I had your mum, smell your mum *offers hand*
-You bastard (and stabs)
by LeVeL 27 BoY December 20, 2003
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Causer

if your last name is Causer you stink
EW is that a Stinky boi with the last name Causer
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Lost Causer

A person who believes in the “Lost Cause” myth of the American Civil War, A myth stating that the south didn’t fight for slavery.

A large majority of neo confederates are lost causers.
History teacher: name one of the things that the Civil War was mainly fought over
Student A:slavery

Student b, a lost causer: no it wasn’t: that’s a lie! It was fought over taxes and the north wanted to pillage the south so the sales for back!
by PonianYoutube August 06, 2021
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Cancer Causer

Person 1: You Bartosz?

Bartosz: I AM A CANCER CAUSER
by Loganpaulgilmedadeadguy March 21, 2019
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earthquake causer

when someone is so fat if they fall they can cause a whole earthquake
Bro: Dawg. Why the hell are you so fat? You are an earthquake causer.
Dawg: HEY! What the hell. Im not fat! Im normal!
by ChickenLover581 May 23, 2023
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Edwards-Causer

If you have this for a last name, you a very poggers and a credit to society, People often tease this person for there interests and frame them but do they care? No.
Wow! Here comes *A Name* Edwards-Causer. they look very poggers today
by Matthew EC November 25, 2021
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