Clauseacumaphobia 

The irrational and/or rational fear of Santa Clause cumming on your face.

Oh, I have Clauseacumaphobia. So i hate Christmas.

Clauseacumaphobia by Rose-2468 March 29, 2023

Clauseacumaphobia 

The irrational fear of Santa cumming on your face

Person 1: Why is he walking away from the mall Santa?
Person 2: Oh, he has Clauseacumaphobia, and Santa is looking relatively hot and bothered tonight.

Clauseacumaphobia by BitchBoi2000 March 29, 2023