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Fixing the incorrect position of one's testicles, by the means of using trouser pockets, with the intention of nobody realising that what you're doing is inappropriate in a formal situation.

Thought to self: *One of my balls is in the leg of my pants, I should probably claticle*

Boss: "Grab the file over there"

You: *silenence* "Yes of course, there's no reason for me not to walk, it's not like my scrotum is in an uncomfortable position"

claticle by NinjaSorter October 6, 2012

Words you can keep

The clavicle compliment

Yes always a good one to have up your sleeve. If you want to insult a womans tits to her face without her knowing, tell her she has a nice clavicle

They have to be really shit tits though or it doesn't work

Use the clavicle compliment when you really mean "those are some awful fucking empty tits"

The clavicle compliment by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Clavicle

Repulsive deflated breasts

If she asks for a compliment tell her she has a nice clavicle. Don't mention those hangers

Clavicle by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Clavicles

Warning to all you ladies out there this is important street survival information. When a guy or gal compliments you on your clavicles they are literally saying that your tits are the fucking worst. Its a new thing going round that guys are now doing so be on gaurd

Though if it does happen to you then you must have shit tits, so let's hope you have a nice ass

Just wanted to say you have great clavicles

Clavicles by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Hypothetical them clavicles

How you should handle a nearby froggy terries who is also tryin ta pull the grab ass and the touchy-feely.

"We's bouta hypothetical them clavicles cause they be grabbin my ass, lets get our Berger on!"

Hypothetical them clavicles by Professor Hunglisuness, Montgo June 17, 2018

Clavicle Biting

When one bites another's clavicle (collar bone) gently, causing tickling, arousal, and awkwardness. Used to turn some on, but to creep out others.

Boy 1: My girlfriend and me did clavicle biting today...it was HOT!
Boy 2: WTF man...my girlfriend did that to me too, but it freaked me out!

Clavicle Biting by trippin333 December 4, 2009

Clavicles

The upper part of your chest that is very inappropriate to show before marriage and S-E-X

Person #1: Johnny has big clavicles
Person #2: be careful person #1 thats inappropriate

Clavicles by lunamun March 12, 2019

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026