claticle 

Fixing the incorrect position of one's testicles, by the means of using trouser pockets, with the intention of nobody realising that what you're doing is inappropriate in a formal situation.

Thought to self: *One of my balls is in the leg of my pants, I should probably claticle*

Boss: "Grab the file over there"

You: *silenence* "Yes of course, there's no reason for me not to walk, it's not like my scrotum is in an uncomfortable position"

claticle by NinjaSorter October 6, 2012

The clavicle compliment 

Yes always a good one to have up your sleeve. If you want to insult a womans tits to her face without her knowing, tell her she has a nice clavicle

They have to be really shit tits though or it doesn't work

Use the clavicle compliment when you really mean "those are some awful fucking empty tits"

The clavicle compliment by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Clavicle 

Repulsive deflated breasts

If she asks for a compliment tell her she has a nice clavicle. Don't mention those hangers

Clavicle by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Clavicles 

Warning to all you ladies out there this is important street survival information. When a guy or gal compliments you on your clavicles they are literally saying that your tits are the fucking worst. Its a new thing going round that guys are now doing so be on gaurd

Though if it does happen to you then you must have shit tits, so let's hope you have a nice ass

Just wanted to say you have great clavicles

Clavicles by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Hypothetical them clavicles 

How you should handle a nearby froggy terries who is also tryin ta pull the grab ass and the touchy-feely.

"We's bouta hypothetical them clavicles cause they be grabbin my ass, lets get our Berger on!"

Hypothetical them clavicles by Professor Hunglisuness, Montgo June 17, 2018

Clavicle Biting 

When one bites another's clavicle (collar bone) gently, causing tickling, arousal, and awkwardness. Used to turn some on, but to creep out others.

Boy 1: My girlfriend and me did clavicle biting today...it was HOT!
Boy 2: WTF man...my girlfriend did that to me too, but it freaked me out!

Clavicle Biting by trippin333 December 4, 2009

Clavicles 

The upper part of your chest that is very inappropriate to show before marriage and S-E-X

Person #1: Johnny has big clavicles
Person #2: be careful person #1 thats inappropriate

Clavicles by lunamun March 12, 2019