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Learned the clarinet at school 

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"
Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.
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Rusty Clarinet 

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.
Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday
Rusty Clarinet by LargeDavid April 6, 2021

learned the clarinet at school 

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

learned the clarinet at school 

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

Clarineticorn 

A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)
Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"
Clarineticorn by AAAHREALMONSTERS September 2, 2012
Affectionate way of stating the obvious when any "Caryn" (spelled this way) walks into the room accompanied by her beautiful large breasts. Adding the plural "z" at the end simply denotes...there are two of them.
We knew that Caryn had entered the room when we overheard Raphael and Eric saying..."Oh my, Carynz has now arrived!"
Carynz by Eric in San Fran October 15, 2010