Clarineticorn

A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"

by AAAHREALMONSTERS September 2, 2012

Clarinetticorn

Popular and correct spelling is with two T's. A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. One can be a clarinetticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises).

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"

Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"

Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarinetticorn"

by Clarinetticorn June 27, 2016

clarinetcorn

part of a female body stimulated when cockroaching. The clarinetcorn is similar to a penis only on a female. The clarinetcorn is located partly on the outer layer of skin and partly on the high inside of a vagina.

She wanted to whet her appetite for sex so she stimulated her clarinetcorn with an electric toothbrush in each hand working both outside and inside the female body.

by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022