clarinets
pretty much the coolest sexiest most amazing talented people the world has ever known, also the most perfect godly section of the band
clarinets by clarinet geek January 27, 2009
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Learned the clarinet at school
Learned the clarinet at school by facething November 3, 2012
Rusty Clarinet
The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.
Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”
Rusty Clarinet by LargeDavid April 6, 2021
learned the clarinet at school
learned the clarinet at school by marzia November 4, 2012
learned the clarinet at school
The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
learned the clarinet at school by Calliope987 November 3, 2012
Clarineticorn
A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)
Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"
Clarineticorn by AAAHREALMONSTERS September 2, 2012
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