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Clarinetting 

(Verb) The act of a white woman fellating a black man's penis, so called both because of the similarities between a black penis and a clarinet (long black and cylindrical) and the fact that traditionally homely white girls play the clarinet.
"When she told her parents she was going over to her boyfriends house to go Clarinetting, they had no idea she meant she was going to go suck her black boyfriends cock."
Clarinetting by FunnyjunkReposter September 13, 2012
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Clarinetting 

A sexual act, pertaining to the fallating of the penis, in which the fallatator blows down the urethra while firmly gripping the base. This only occurs at the end of an oral session before he finna bust that nut in order to increase stamina during sex.
Guy 1: So last night my girl was giving me head and I knew she wanted sex after .
Guy 2: So what did you do?
Guy 1: Let's just say she was clarinetting at the end and I was all ready for round two.
Guy 2: What?

Clarinetticorn 

Popular and correct spelling is with two T's. A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. One can be a clarinetticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises).
Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"

Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"

Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarinetticorn"

Clarinettage

The amount of clarinet practice you have done in a time frame. Clarinettage is slang and can be used colloquially in an informal conversation.
Your friend approaches you and asks, "Hey Sam how much practice have you done today?" I would reply "Well i have done about 3.5 hours of Clarinettage today Gabi, what about you?"
Clarinettage by Samuel Cantori January 1, 2009

Clarineting 

The act of playing your clarinet, is usually implied to those who think a sheet of music has a BPM of 198, but alas has one of only 108
"Which funny story, for a long time I thought the beat was 198, but today I looked further at it, it was just a pencil mark and was actually 108" - E.W. Clarineting
Clarineting by E.X.N.T. January 22, 2018