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Clarinettage

The amount of clarinet practice you have done in a time frame. Clarinettage is slang and can be used colloquially in an informal conversation.
Your friend approaches you and asks, "Hey Sam how much practice have you done today?" I would reply "Well i have done about 3.5 hours of Clarinettage today Gabi, what about you?"
Clarinettage by Samuel Cantori January 1, 2009

rusty clarinete 

when a guy t-bag's you and you give him a hand job at the same time. this simulates a clarinete.
the combination of the t-bag and the hand job was the ultimate sensation. it was shortly followed by a [
rusty clarinete by Anonymous May 22, 2003

clarinetaphone

A Literal God Item, A Clarinet And Saxophone Combined, Able To Snipe The Us And China Out Of Existence. Anyone Playing One Of The Separate Instruments Has Access To It, It Has The Best Of Both Worlds, The Godly memory Of Clarinets, And Saxophone, Because Saxophone.
Dude, I Got A clarinetaphone, Guy 2: Noice, Play It. Guy 1: *Plays* Guy 2: Dies From Too Godly
clarinetaphone by Your_Mom_LOL February 23, 2022

clarinette 

" How you doing ( females name ) you clarinette, whats been going on "?
clarinette by Loowendle January 27, 2025
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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