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Clarinettage

The amount of clarinet practice you have done in a time frame. Clarinettage is slang and can be used colloquially in an informal conversation.
Your friend approaches you and asks, "Hey Sam how much practice have you done today?" I would reply "Well i have done about 3.5 hours of Clarinettage today Gabi, what about you?"
Clarinettage by Samuel Cantori January 1, 2009

rusty clarinete 

when a guy t-bag's you and you give him a hand job at the same time. this simulates a clarinete.
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rusty clarinete by Anonymous May 22, 2003

clarinetaphone

A Literal God Item, A Clarinet And Saxophone Combined, Able To Snipe The Us And China Out Of Existence. Anyone Playing One Of The Separate Instruments Has Access To It, It Has The Best Of Both Worlds, The Godly memory Of Clarinets, And Saxophone, Because Saxophone.
Dude, I Got A clarinetaphone, Guy 2: Noice, Play It. Guy 1: *Plays* Guy 2: Dies From Too Godly
clarinetaphone by Your_Mom_LOL February 23, 2022

clarinette 

" How you doing ( females name ) you clarinette, whats been going on "?
clarinette by Loowendle January 27, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026