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Clarinettage

The amount of clarinet practice you have done in a time frame. Clarinettage is slang and can be used colloquially in an informal conversation.
Your friend approaches you and asks, "Hey Sam how much practice have you done today?" I would reply "Well i have done about 3.5 hours of Clarinettage today Gabi, what about you?"
Clarinettage by Samuel Cantori January 1, 2009

rusty clarinete 

when a guy t-bag's you and you give him a hand job at the same time. this simulates a clarinete.
the combination of the t-bag and the hand job was the ultimate sensation. it was shortly followed by a [
rusty clarinete by Anonymous May 22, 2003

clarinetaphone

A Literal God Item, A Clarinet And Saxophone Combined, Able To Snipe The Us And China Out Of Existence. Anyone Playing One Of The Separate Instruments Has Access To It, It Has The Best Of Both Worlds, The Godly memory Of Clarinets, And Saxophone, Because Saxophone.
Dude, I Got A clarinetaphone, Guy 2: Noice, Play It. Guy 1: *Plays* Guy 2: Dies From Too Godly
clarinetaphone by Your_Mom_LOL February 23, 2022

clarinette 

" How you doing ( females name ) you clarinette, whats been going on "?
clarinette by Loowendle January 27, 2025
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026