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Clarinettage

The amount of clarinet practice you have done in a time frame. Clarinettage is slang and can be used colloquially in an informal conversation.
Your friend approaches you and asks, "Hey Sam how much practice have you done today?" I would reply "Well i have done about 3.5 hours of Clarinettage today Gabi, what about you?"
Clarinettage by Samuel Cantori January 1, 2009

rusty clarinete 

when a guy t-bag's you and you give him a hand job at the same time. this simulates a clarinete.
the combination of the t-bag and the hand job was the ultimate sensation. it was shortly followed by a [
rusty clarinete by Anonymous May 22, 2003

clarinetaphone

A Literal God Item, A Clarinet And Saxophone Combined, Able To Snipe The Us And China Out Of Existence. Anyone Playing One Of The Separate Instruments Has Access To It, It Has The Best Of Both Worlds, The Godly memory Of Clarinets, And Saxophone, Because Saxophone.
Dude, I Got A clarinetaphone, Guy 2: Noice, Play It. Guy 1: *Plays* Guy 2: Dies From Too Godly
clarinetaphone by Your_Mom_LOL February 23, 2022

clarinette 

" How you doing ( females name ) you clarinette, whats been going on "?
clarinette by Loowendle January 27, 2025
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026