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the hottest people alive. Known to be good kissers, and give amazing head. This applies to all people that were ever good at the clarinet, even if they stopped. They're experienced at handling wood.
person 1: yo you got head from that mad hot clarinet player?

person 2: mary? yes! fucking amazing.
by joegee April 03, 2010
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