oreydon

I don't know what the fuck this means, but it's funny because it drives Jordan nuts.

Guy #1: dun...dun...dun....oreydon!
Guy #2: Shut the fuck up Corey!

by wvdrtnsf February 04, 2009

wvdrtnsf

Wvdrtnsf is an acronym that stands for "Weed volume defecit related to non-sufficient funds". It is a Nursing Diagnosis that can be used to plan care for when the heatbags are broke and jonesing for some good buds.

Heatbag: "Hey man, can I borrow 50 bucks until Thursday? I've got wvdrtnsf."

by wvdrtnsf August 22, 2009

Pineapple on the grill

'Pineapple on the grill' is what you yell when you see a hot chick walk in your restaurant (i.e. The Keg). The cooks usually yell this when they spot the hot chicks from the broiler bar, then they proceed to take turns fingering the prime rib.

Sweaty cook #1: "Hey dude, check out the talent that just walked in!"

Sweaty cook #2: (yelling at the top of his lungs) "PINEAPPLE ON THE GRILL!!!"

All male restaurant staff the proceed to the hostess station to check out the sweet ass.

by wvdrtnsf July 27, 2009

matt

A "Matt" is the end of a hand-rolled cigarette that you mistaken for a roach.

Guy #1: Dude! Check out the roach I found in your coffee can full of cigarette butts!
Guy #2: Smells like tobacco to me - it's probably just another Matt.

by wvdrtnsf February 04, 2009

rescue call

A "rescue call" is set up in advance of a family gathering that you don't want to attend. This arrangement involves appointing a friend to call you at a pre-determined time, providing you with an excuse to leave early. A well timed rescue call occurs immediately after you have eaten.

Rescuee: Thanks for supper - the meat was good eh? Woosh!
*phone rings*
Rescuee: Hullo?
Rescuer: Hey man, here's your 6:30 rescue call.
Rescuee: Oh hey. How are you?
Rescuer: I'll see you in a bit. Don't forget to pick up some rolling papers on the way over.
Rescuee: Oh, yeah...don't worry, I'll be right there.
*click*
Rescuee: Fff, I gotta go and help someone with some school stuff. I guess I'll see you later eh?

by wvdrtnsf May 03, 2009

Cabinets Sativa

Cannabis grown in cabinets.

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"

by wvdrtnsf January 16, 2013

road to treasure

The road to treasure is trail of hair that runs from a guy's belly button down to his dink.

Girl: What do you want me to do?

Guy: Follow the road to treasure! Agush!

by wvdrtnsf May 14, 2009