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claptop
Person 1: Where can I get a cheap laptop?
Person 2: You can get a lot of claptops in Craigslist or Ebay.
Person 2: You can get a lot of claptops in Craigslist or Ebay.
Related Words
clapoop • claptop • Claplopsis • Capoop • Capoopchin Monkey • Capooped • capoopi • Capoopie • Capoopn • Chapoops
Capoopn
Chapooppa
1. A specific type of feces characterized by either its thick pasty or runny consistency combined with a burning sensation. Manifested as a result from eating Mexican food or spicy foods. *Rhymes with chalupa.
2. The physical sensation alerting you to the need of excreting aforementioned feces.
3. The act of excreting aforementioned feces.
2. The physical sensation alerting you to the need of excreting aforementioned feces.
3. The act of excreting aforementioned feces.
claptop
a laptop that's used for watching so much porn that the computer picks up as many stds as the owner.
claptop
a very cheap laptop (usually below $150). It is usually old or a newer one but with cosmetic damage.
claptop by Anonymous Coward Too September 9, 2010
Chapoops
Noun. Originally a type of sauce similar to chipotle mayo with some additional spices, but can also be referred to any stimulate that assists one in the act of raging such as redbull, cocaine, double shoot espresso, etc. Chapoops can also be boofed.
Pronoun. Chapoops is also the name of an old scottish homeless black guy that puts his fingers in your drink then talks shit about your mom in your ear. His eyes are pretty fucked up but it helps him get away with saying that shit.
Pronoun. Chapoops is also the name of an old scottish homeless black guy that puts his fingers in your drink then talks shit about your mom in your ear. His eyes are pretty fucked up but it helps him get away with saying that shit.
Bro: Hey you know what would go good with this omlet?
Other bro: sum pussy? Yeah? Yeah?
Bro: No..chapoops. i was gonna say chapoops you phaggot.
Other bro: sum pussy? Yeah? Yeah?
Bro: No..chapoops. i was gonna say chapoops you phaggot.
Chapoops by dosenutsss January 14, 2016
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