by Shmo December 10, 2004
Get the clapoop mug.Person 1: Where can I get a cheap laptop?
Person 2: You can get a lot of claptops in Craigslist or Ebay.
Person 2: You can get a lot of claptops in Craigslist or Ebay.
by lazyquark September 9, 2010
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clapoop • claptop • Claplopsis • Capoop • Capoopchin Monkey • Capooped • capoopi • Capoopie • Capoopn • Chapoops
by Megsalot May 27, 2018
Get the Capoopn mug.1. A specific type of feces characterized by either its thick pasty or runny consistency combined with a burning sensation. Manifested as a result from eating Mexican food or spicy foods. *Rhymes with chalupa.
2. The physical sensation alerting you to the need of excreting aforementioned feces.
3. The act of excreting aforementioned feces.
2. The physical sensation alerting you to the need of excreting aforementioned feces.
3. The act of excreting aforementioned feces.
by oshh January 18, 2006
Get the Chapooppa mug.a laptop that's used for watching so much porn that the computer picks up as many stds as the owner.
dude 1: is that a pube on this keyboard?
dude 2: hey man, you'd want to wash your hands after using that claptop - it's mattie's and riddled with all sorts of crap. johnny got genital warts on his fingers after checking his facebook on it last week.
dude 2: hey man, you'd want to wash your hands after using that claptop - it's mattie's and riddled with all sorts of crap. johnny got genital warts on his fingers after checking his facebook on it last week.
by the_sea July 7, 2010
Get the claptop mug.a very cheap laptop (usually below $150). It is usually old or a newer one but with cosmetic damage.
I got that claptop on Craigslist for $50.
by Anonymous Coward Too September 9, 2010
Get the claptop mug.Noun. Originally a type of sauce similar to chipotle mayo with some additional spices, but can also be referred to any stimulate that assists one in the act of raging such as redbull, cocaine, double shoot espresso, etc. Chapoops can also be boofed.
Pronoun. Chapoops is also the name of an old scottish homeless black guy that puts his fingers in your drink then talks shit about your mom in your ear. His eyes are pretty fucked up but it helps him get away with saying that shit.
Pronoun. Chapoops is also the name of an old scottish homeless black guy that puts his fingers in your drink then talks shit about your mom in your ear. His eyes are pretty fucked up but it helps him get away with saying that shit.
Bro: Hey you know what would go good with this omlet?
Other bro: sum pussy? Yeah? Yeah?
Bro: No..chapoops. i was gonna say chapoops you phaggot.
Other bro: sum pussy? Yeah? Yeah?
Bro: No..chapoops. i was gonna say chapoops you phaggot.
by dosenutsss January 14, 2016
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