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Poop thar comes out of a girl's ass after anal sex.
when a girl takes a dump on a guy's chest after anal sex
clapoop by Shmo December 10, 2004
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Person 1: Where can I get a cheap laptop?
Person 2: You can get a lot of claptops in Craigslist or Ebay.
claptop by lazyquark September 9, 2010
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a small, voracious fungi, typically acquired from sleeping with gingers without protection.
Miles got a mean case of capoopn after raw dogging on that dirty bitch last weekend.
Capoopn by Megsalot May 27, 2018

Chapooppa 

1. A specific type of feces characterized by either its thick pasty or runny consistency combined with a burning sensation. Manifested as a result from eating Mexican food or spicy foods. *Rhymes with chalupa.

2. The physical sensation alerting you to the need of excreting aforementioned feces.

3. The act of excreting aforementioned feces.

"Oh hell, I need to chapooppa! It must of been the spicy food I ate yesterday."
Chapooppa by oshh January 18, 2006
a laptop that's used for watching so much porn that the computer picks up as many stds as the owner.
dude 1: is that a pube on this keyboard?
dude 2: hey man, you'd want to wash your hands after using that claptop - it's mattie's and riddled with all sorts of crap. johnny got genital warts on his fingers after checking his facebook on it last week.
claptop by the_sea July 7, 2010
a very cheap laptop (usually below $150). It is usually old or a newer one but with cosmetic damage.
I got that claptop on Craigslist for $50.
claptop by Anonymous Coward Too September 9, 2010

Chapoops 

Noun. Originally a type of sauce similar to chipotle mayo with some additional spices, but can also be referred to any stimulate that assists one in the act of raging such as redbull, cocaine, double shoot espresso, etc. Chapoops can also be boofed.

Pronoun. Chapoops is also the name of an old scottish homeless black guy that puts his fingers in your drink then talks shit about your mom in your ear. His eyes are pretty fucked up but it helps him get away with saying that shit.
Bro: Hey you know what would go good with this omlet?
Other bro: sum pussy? Yeah? Yeah?
Bro: No..chapoops. i was gonna say chapoops you phaggot.
Chapoops by dosenutsss January 14, 2016
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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