1. A specific type of feces characterized by either its thick pasty or runny consistency combined with a burning sensation. Manifested as a result from eating Mexican food or spicy foods. *Rhymes with chalupa.

2. The physical sensation alerting you to the need of excreting aforementioned feces.

3. The act of excreting aforementioned feces.

"Oh hell, I need to chapooppa! It must of been the spicy food I ate yesterday."

Chapooppa by oshh January 18, 2006

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claptop

a laptop that's used for watching so much porn that the computer picks up as many stds as the owner.

dude 1: is that a pube on this keyboard?
dude 2: hey man, you'd want to wash your hands after using that claptop - it's mattie's and riddled with all sorts of crap. johnny got genital warts on his fingers after checking his facebook on it last week.

claptop by the_sea July 7, 2010

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claptop

a very cheap laptop (usually below $150). It is usually old or a newer one but with cosmetic damage.

I got that claptop on Craigslist for $50.

claptop by Anonymous Coward Too September 9, 2010

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Chapoops

Noun. Originally a type of sauce similar to chipotle mayo with some additional spices, but can also be referred to any stimulate that assists one in the act of raging such as redbull, cocaine, double shoot espresso, etc. Chapoops can also be boofed.

Pronoun. Chapoops is also the name of an old scottish homeless black guy that puts his fingers in your drink then talks shit about your mom in your ear. His eyes are pretty fucked up but it helps him get away with saying that shit.

Bro: Hey you know what would go good with this omlet?
Other bro: sum pussy? Yeah? Yeah?
Bro: No..chapoops. i was gonna say chapoops you phaggot.

Chapoops by dosenutsss January 14, 2016