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a laptop that's used for watching so much porn that the computer picks up as many stds as the owner.
dude 1: is that a pube on this keyboard?
dude 2: hey man, you'd want to wash your hands after using that claptop - it's mattie's and riddled with all sorts of crap. johnny got genital warts on his fingers after checking his facebook on it last week.
dude 2: hey man, you'd want to wash your hands after using that claptop - it's mattie's and riddled with all sorts of crap. johnny got genital warts on his fingers after checking his facebook on it last week.
by the_sea July 7, 2010
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