claptop

crappy cheap laptop

Person 1: Where can I get a cheap laptop?
Person 2: You can get a lot of claptops in Craigslist or Ebay.

by lazyquark September 9, 2010

claptop

a laptop that's used for watching so much porn that the computer picks up as many stds as the owner.

dude 1: is that a pube on this keyboard?
dude 2: hey man, you'd want to wash your hands after using that claptop - it's mattie's and riddled with all sorts of crap. johnny got genital warts on his fingers after checking his facebook on it last week.

by the_sea July 7, 2010

claptop

a very cheap laptop (usually below $150). It is usually old or a newer one but with cosmetic damage.

I got that claptop on Craigslist for $50.

by Anonymous Coward Too September 9, 2010

craptop

a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography

man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan

by idakothetricky February 28, 2013

craptopping

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap

Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.

by deadheadrik December 22, 2009

Claptiphobia

The Fear of getting the Clap

Bro: Lets go have have sex
Bitch: Wear a condom, i am claptiphobic
Bro: Fine you got the claptiphobia

by thereason125 May 14, 2011

Eric Clapton

The greatest British blues guitarist to ever walk this earth
see also EC

Clapton is GOD!!!

by WistfulThinker March 30, 2004