claptop
Person 1: Where can I get a cheap laptop?
Person 2: You can get a lot of claptops in Craigslist or Ebay.
Person 2: You can get a lot of claptops in Craigslist or Ebay.
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claptop
a laptop that's used for watching so much porn that the computer picks up as many stds as the owner.
Related Words
claptop • craptop • cleptopenia • Clapton • claptor • Claplopsis • Claptonism • clapoop • Claptiphobia • Claptomaniac
claptop
a very cheap laptop (usually below $150). It is usually old or a newer one but with cosmetic damage.
claptop by Anonymous Coward Too September 9, 2010
craptop
a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography
man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan
craptop by idakothetricky February 28, 2013
craptopping
Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.
craptopping by deadheadrik December 22, 2009
Claptiphobia
Bro: Lets go have have sex
Bitch: Wear a condom, i am claptiphobic
Bro: Fine you got the claptiphobia
Bitch: Wear a condom, i am claptiphobic
Bro: Fine you got the claptiphobia
Claptiphobia by thereason125 May 14, 2011
Eric Clapton
Eric Clapton by WistfulThinker March 30, 2004
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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