capoopi

Someone who pretends they are going to the bathroom just so they can jerk off

Mom: Honey you've been in there for a while now, everything alright?
Son: Uh... Yeah, just too many um... Chili fries
Mom: Smh, what a capoopi

by SPS1315 May 6, 2016

Capoopn

a small, voracious fungi, typically acquired from sleeping with gingers without protection.

Miles got a mean case of capoopn after raw dogging on that dirty bitch last weekend.

by Megsalot May 27, 2018

canoopi

Canoopi is when you have a pertruding pubic hair coming through your pants

Mya : Oh man Kristy you've got a canoopi!
Kristy : Oh darn I guess it's time to shave!

by KeKe151 April 8, 2017

Capoopie

Basically a more proper word for: shit.
Use when in desperate need to express anger infront of elders.

You: OH CAPOOPIE
Elderly Women:.. what the fuck?
You: ...

by papayamastah November 13, 2009

Capooped

To be completely exhausted

I am totally capooped.

by Nadicus January 10, 2010

Capoopchin Monkey

A monkey that lives in south america and is prone to flinging its own poop invaders of its territory.

When Jim came back to camp, he was covered with poop. Their crew could tell that this was the work of a "Capoopchin Monkey".

by big j consorbo April 11, 2011

catpooping

His name is catpooping. The legend of catpooping: there once was a man named catpooping, everyone laughed at him! But then.. A hot sexy woman named ur mom saw his big long dick and sat on it, "ahh~ Ah~" it went up her fat puss. She peed because it felt so good "*psss* what's that noise??, oh sorry catpooping. I peed, heehee" he ran away naked, he was walking around Walmart with his naked long erect dick and everyone, even men took turns sucking on it and riding it, he became a famous loved celebrity. That is the sorry of catpooping, the end.

"Wow, I wish I could taste catpooping's white sticky cum!! "
"Who's catpooping? "
"My daddy" "ah~"

by Sexy bae 12345678 November 21, 2021