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bearded clamshell 

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Oi Show us your bearded clamshell
bearded clamshell by mt1 June 29, 2006

clamshell anus 

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A congenital deformity in which the buttocks can open up like the shells of a clam, with anus inside as a clam would be inside clamshells.
He dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room pass out from the sight of his clamshell anus.
clamshell anus by wiginpen February 15, 2004

Clamshelling 

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The female equivalent of t-bagging -- most often used in video games, where characters constantly crouch and stand up over and over again to make the illusion of a t-bag, or clamshell. See also; t-bag.
The female gamer celebrated her victory over her opponent by clamshelling his dead body.
Clamshelling by Peace Walker August 25, 2009

clamshake 

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a large area between a fat chicks tits and her upper thigh, a neverending pussy,
Anne Marie has the largest furry clamshake I have ever seen, she can't walk normally.
clamshake by josies pussycat May 12, 2009

Clamshell Packaging 

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An idea that looked good on paper but actually causes more harm to the honest user rather than the intended criminal.

This sealed plastic dome causes many Americans to injure themselves in a magical rage, as there is no way to conventionally open the package with bare hands.

Even with scissors one can find themselves busting a blood vessel trying to free the product imprisoned in the case of failure.
Nathan couldn't get his headphones out of the clamshell packaging, and he resorted to biting and tearing until he split open his lip.
Clamshell Packaging by SkySandvich August 29, 2009

Clamshell 

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Clamshell
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.
Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.

Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.
Clamshell by VegaEnterprises July 25, 2008
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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