clamshail
A descriptive tool used to describe someone's lack of opened mindedness tords any thought or subject that makes them seem or fell uncomfortable
clamshail by dragonboy8586 September 11, 2020
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bearded clamshell
bearded clamshell by mt1 June 29, 2006
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clamshell anus
A congenital deformity in which the buttocks can open up like the shells of a clam, with anus inside as a clam would be inside clamshells.
He dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room pass out from the sight of his clamshell anus.
clamshell anus by wiginpen February 15, 2004
Clamshelling
The female equivalent of t-bagging -- most often used in video games, where characters constantly crouch and stand up over and over again to make the illusion of a t-bag, or clamshell. See also; t-bag.
Clamshelling by Peace Walker August 25, 2009
clamshake
clamshake by josies pussycat May 12, 2009
Clamshell Packaging
An idea that looked good on paper but actually causes more harm to the honest user rather than the intended criminal.
This sealed plastic dome causes many Americans to injure themselves in a magical rage, as there is no way to conventionally open the package with bare hands.
Even with scissors one can find themselves busting a blood vessel trying to free the product imprisoned in the case of failure.
This sealed plastic dome causes many Americans to injure themselves in a magical rage, as there is no way to conventionally open the package with bare hands.
Even with scissors one can find themselves busting a blood vessel trying to free the product imprisoned in the case of failure.
Nathan couldn't get his headphones out of the clamshell packaging, and he resorted to biting and tearing until he split open his lip.
Clamshell Packaging by SkySandvich August 29, 2009
Clamshell
Clamshell
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.
Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.
Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.
Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.
Clamshell by VegaEnterprises July 25, 2008
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