'No-one would have sex with me until the ugly old boiler next door offered me her vag...she's a real clamhawker...'
by Spaceoreo July 29, 2009
A dude that chases skirt with the best of em. The only thing on this guys mind is hunting for tail and his only objective is quantity, not quality. He will forego his normal obligations and responsibilities just for an opportunity to pump his numbers. If you need to find him check your local patio bar during sundress season
“Hey man did you see the slam pig that Joe took home last night?”
“Oh yeah dude, he’s a total clamhawk”
“Oh yeah dude, he’s a total clamhawk”
by Badger985 April 30, 2025