clamnesia

A complete or partial loss of memory caused by a traumatic encounter with the female genitalia.

Angela experienced a serious case of clamnesia after she went down to Suzy's nasty ladytown.

by markthxbai July 8, 2011

Clamnesia

When one of your guy friends stops hanging around because of some new action he's getting

Hey Bob, where's Tony been?

He's got clamnesia ever since he met that new girl

by LFR3 February 25, 2025

camnesia

'Camnesia' is what occurs after one has done something on webcam one wishes he/she had not- especially beaver shots and self-violation.

Heather was totally claiming camnesia until Justin started posting webcaptures of her with her arm up her snatch. Then Heather just sort of...disappeared.

by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005

glamnesia

The condition in which a person acts in complete disregard of their status of glam.

David Bowie had a major case of glamnesia when he admitted to being a closet heterosexual.

by Simon Lexington January 29, 2008

cramnesia

When one loses memory in the process of cramming/studying.

When one forgets the material one was just cramming.

"I've been studying so hard for accounting but I completely forgot what I just read!"

"Yo, sounds like a case of cramnesia."

by joejoelee December 18, 2008

ClaMedia

Having one's clam exposed in the media.

Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008

Clamnesty

The act of forgiving the woman you just had sex with for having a nasty-looking vagina. This is sometimes viewed as a face-saving act for those who are having post-impulse sex guilt, but were too horny to care prior to the intercourse.

Alexis: "About last night...."

Bobby: "Its ok, I'll grant you Clamnesty. Just don't tell anyone what happened."

by KonkeyDong November 20, 2010