glamnesia 

The condition in which a person acts in complete disregard of their status of glam.

David Bowie had a major case of glamnesia when he admitted to being a closet heterosexual.

glamnesia by Simon Lexington January 29, 2008

glamnetic 

Basically the hottest brand in existence and your soon-to-be favorite beauty brand of all time (if not already). Glamnetic popularized the magnetic liner & lash trend and continues making waves with innovative and on-trend products. When Glamnetic products are applied, a full-on smoke cloud appears, in which you emerge as a total glam goddess *ding*. There’s a reason Glamnetic is the fastest growing beauty brand in 2020, growing from $1m to $50m in sales in just ONE year!

Glamnetic's Thai founder Ann McFerran started Glamnetic on July 31, 2019 out of her tiny apartment in Koreatown, Los Angeles. She saw a major gap in lashes that were easy to apply and wanted to reimagine magnetic lashes and make them cool and trendy. Glamnetic created the world’s first 6-magnet lash and colored magnetic lashes and continues to impress with their on trend press-on nails. Glamnetic continues to win awards like Allure’s best of beauty for their magnetic lashes, Women’s Health Mag Award for Best Press-on Nails, The Brandies awards for best social media account, and Ann being named a featured honoree on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list

Girl 1: I can’t apply lashes to save my life. Yesterday I was getting ready for a wedding and I GLUED my eyes shut and had to go to the ER.

Girl 2: OMG girl if you had Glamnetic that wouldn’t have happened to you or OMG girl have you tried Glamnetic?!

Girl 3: I know my other friend told me. I’m going to buy it ASAP!

Girl 1: Wow your lashes and nails look bomb!

Girl 2: Thanks!! They’re Glamnetic, obvs.

glamnetic by happysillypuppy November 23, 2021

slamnesia 

A condition of temporary memory loss, during which a person can’t recall having sex with the person he/she is speaking to.

slamnesia:

Ken: Hey, sexy! What’s your name?
Barbie: It’s Barbie, you dickhead. You boned me for 13 hours last Memorial Day.
Ken: Oh, yeah? Right! I remember you now.

slamnesia by psychobabble July 30, 2008

Slamnesia 

n: Loss of a large block of interrelated memories; complete or partial loss of memory caused by drinking too much the night before.
Sometimes but not all, slamnesia is faked to avoid coming to terms with an embarassing action whilst previously intoxicated.

Susie was being a total slut last night but she claimed she had slamnesia so she could act like it didn't happen.

Slamnesia by shawtyz dalyte May 25, 2007

clamnesia 

A complete or partial loss of memory caused by a traumatic encounter with the female genitalia.

Angela experienced a serious case of clamnesia after she went down to Suzy's nasty ladytown.

clamnesia by markthxbai July 8, 2011

Gramnesia

When you become a grandparent and forget how you raised your own children.

“Wow mom really had gramnesia when she let the kids have ice cream before dinner!”

Gramnesia by Dogmom000 May 25, 2021

gamenesia 

The act of returning to a game you haven't played in an extended period of time and having completely forgotten how to play, how your abilities work, what you're supposed to be doing. or all of the above.

Person 1: Man, it has been so long since I last played World of Warcraft that I have no idea what I'm doing.

Person 2: sounds like you've got a case of gamenesia.

gamenesia by chaosweapon1 December 7, 2015