clacio

Some guy that doesn't wanna do his work. He mostly plays games and nothing else. He talks a lot and speaks at super high volumes. Uses outdated memes too—a real geometry dash fan. Get to know him though, he might not be that bad.

Clacio: Hey dude, wanna play this game with me?
Jade: No.
Clacio: WHY? WHY???? PLEASE PLAY IT WITH ME!
Jade: No.
Clacio: Sad. The lad doesn't wanna play. Trolololo! Petah, the horse is here
Jade: dude shut up

clacio by SomeGuyOnTheWorldWideWeb March 16, 2023

Clarion Area High School 

A place worse than mental institute. 90% of the students are hicks and incest babies. The teachers don't know jack shit. The only thing this school has going for it is the special ED kids that will work for free

Kid 1: I go to Clarion Area High School
Kid 2: ( Runs and screams in terror)

Clarion Area High School by Moist Mike May 28, 2019

Claci 

A battle axe-wielding beauty, who has a sex-monster for a mother. She eats men like late night tacos at the Bell and has a thing for drummers with weird hair. She has been known to sexually assault men named Will in dorm lobbies. She lures men into her lair with her good looks and then rapes them to death. Warning EXTREMELY DANGEROUS : PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

Holy Fuck Sauce, isn't that Claci?
Yeah bro, I heard she went 3-0 with a guy then ate his fuckin throat.
Jesus fuckin' a pancake, that's awesome. I'd let her eat my throat!

Claci by TheJuiceMonster December 11, 2010

cacious 

Cacious means elegance
Nown male given name, it is delivered from cascious mean fun full of jokes and intelligent .of an outstanding reputation and a sober conscience.see Spanish "elegante"aka grace,beauty in movement...also associated to trustee and patient.
...I wish to fall in love with a cacious hearted...... He's loving and tenderhearted...

He posses a cacious (elegant) heart I like him
You are full of grace (elegant)......your heart is cacious....(full of grace)

cacious by Cacious Ilunga17 February 14, 2019

claction 

a hybrid for clit (clitoris) action

"I need claction now or my vagina will shrivel up!"

claction by bigbootiesRus April 10, 2008

cacioppo time 

A common situation occurring when plans are made between you and your friends, and you are stuck waiting on that one specific person. The person is then claimed to be using a schedule plan titled 'cacioppo time'.

i.e. If you make plans to go to the mall at 1PM, and everybody is ready to go and there's still that one person who hasn't even taken a shower due to the deliciousness of his mom's porchetta.

Cowan (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Cowan: Matt it's 1:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I'm bout to get in the shower now and then I'll be ready in like 20 minutes.

(5 hours later)

Stru (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Stru: Matt wtf it's 6:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I just got out the shower I gotta get dressed and then eat some stuffed shells and then I'll be at your house.

(Repeat countless amount of times until day is over)

This is a common example of Cacioppo time.

cacioppo time by DavidGuglietta77 December 19, 2011

clackophony 

Incessantly loud typing, often exacerbated by an ergonomic keyboard, that irritates everyone in the vicinity.

Jack jammed on his headphones to avoid the clackophony from the person sitting next to him.

clackophony by truth360 October 15, 2015