clackophony Share definition Flag Incessantly loud typing, often exacerbated by an ergonomic keyboard, that irritates everyone in the vicinity. Jack jammed on his headphones to avoid the clackophony from the person sitting next to him. clackophony by truth360 October 15, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the clackophony mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch