Cacioppo 

(ca-see-oh-poh) n. What you would call someone who misses a lot of school (once or twice a week on average) for no apparent reason at all. Sometimes leads to alternate classes.

James: Yo Matt, how come you weren't in school today?
Cacioppo: Nah, yo, I got a dentist appointment tomorrow.

Cacioppo by NotMattStru December 16, 2009

cacioppo time 

A common situation occurring when plans are made between you and your friends, and you are stuck waiting on that one specific person. The person is then claimed to be using a schedule plan titled 'cacioppo time'.

i.e. If you make plans to go to the mall at 1PM, and everybody is ready to go and there's still that one person who hasn't even taken a shower due to the deliciousness of his mom's porchetta.

Cowan (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Cowan: Matt it's 1:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I'm bout to get in the shower now and then I'll be ready in like 20 minutes.

(5 hours later)

Stru (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Stru: Matt wtf it's 6:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I just got out the shower I gotta get dressed and then eat some stuffed shells and then I'll be at your house.

(Repeat countless amount of times until day is over)

This is a common example of Cacioppo time.

cacioppo time by DavidGuglietta77 December 19, 2011