claction

a hybrid for clit (clitoris) action

"I need claction now or my vagina will shrivel up!"

by bigbootiesRus April 10, 2008

Clacton mum

A new mother from the Clacton/Jaywick area typically but can be from any location that gets pregnant by 15 years old with a boy at least 2 years older, by the time the baby shoots out of her legs only halfway into teenage years, she is already out clubbing totally forgetting the existence of her son, leaving him at home.

John "hey see faith"
Luke " yeah what about her "
John "she's only going out drinking leaving her two-month-old baby at home"
Luke " Just another Clacton mum ain't she"

by millionDOLLARcumSOCK February 13, 2018

craction

crack action. when you display your butt crack in really low cut bottoms. this is most common in trashy girls, fat chicks, and when pants are too small. common side effects include people yelling crack attack! small children running away, loss of job, loosing pants, looking ugly.

guy 1 : "dude!, did you see that craction?!?!"
guy 2 : "yeah! ew, crack attack much!"

by ShanayNay Quan February 27, 2009

claytion

A Sexy man who has a big, you know what, with a glorious mullet that makes him look like a god from the ocean, he is the sexiest man you will ever see. I cream every time I see him, if he looks at you are instantly full in love and melt. this man is the man of your dreams (i have gay dreams about this guy)

Damn Claytion is slick and sexy to day with a dumptruck.

by SussyBAkka6_9 April 11, 2022

craction

A hopefully unintentional display of buttcrack. See also "hillbilly cleavage" and "plumber's smile".

"Yo, Steve - nice craction you're flexing there. Now I see where you store your extra pens."

by The Evil Steve August 23, 2006

Clacton

A town in Tendering, has 3 schools, clacton county high, colbayns and bishops park. Has a shit town centre. It is mainly filled with old moaning people and tons of chav's thinking they own the place. it has a coast which is nice.

Clacton is a nice town with a nice beach.

by Person from Clacton May 25, 2009

clacton coastal academy

A population of 1600 goons that think they are hard when they are scared of there own reflection.

Did you see the pussy gang over there? They must come from clacton coastal academy.

by Samuel pigs February 1, 2017