cisyt

Can I see your tits

Guy: hey babe. I'm horny cisyt

Girl: sure sweetie, what ever makes you happy

by ladiesman34 September 25, 2013

cistern

a large water storage tank usually filled by roof water run off from rains.

cisterns were usally found at rural farm houses with tin roofs.

by jacus July 27, 2009

Cistern Job

The act of removing the lid off the back of the toilet and planting a stool in the cistern to spite an ememy. The easiest way is for the perpetrator to perch with their feet on the toilet seat and poo directly into the cistern. Often seen as one step further than a 'reverse kanga' or 'crocodile skiddy' as everytime the victim attempts to flush the toilet to rid it of its contents it refills from the cistern with a cruel mix of poo and water. Particularly effective as it is often not noticable straight away as there is no actual poo in the bowl but fills up over time making it hard to find out who did it.

My mother-in-law is such a bitch. I am going to teach her a lesson and perform a revenge cistern job in her toilet.

by fish03 July 14, 2009

anti cistamines

Any hormones used for trans identifying people.
(A trans mans testosterone or a transgirls estrogen)

Aaron just picked up his anti cistamines from the pharmancy

by pxtn17 March 3, 2019

cisterhood

Group that includes all biological women born with vaginas. Transwomen are excluded.

Tonya is bitter because as a transwoman, she can never be part of the cisterhood.

by Larry the Lover August 10, 2017

Buddy cist

A cist that is usually located somewhere visible (like the face) and is often regarded as a crucial part of that person's look.

Dude 1: "Hey man, you look different, did you get a haircut?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I got my cist removed from my face."
Dude 1: "Why the hell did you remove your buddy cist man? It gave you character!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Cistercian Preparatory School

A preparatory school based in Irving, that has systematically cultured depression, being antisocial, having anxiety, and gay habits. It is also known for having no racial diversity, as most of the population is composed of white baseball and football players. Although Cistercian markets itself to be a academically rigorous school, the students are actually just a bunch of boys whose main goal is to procrastinate. A well known motto known throughout the school is, “it’s not how smart you are, it’s how good you are at hiding your stupidity.”

However, the students are not to blame for this occurrence. If put in any other school they would blossom greatly. Many of them have great talent. However, when put under the rigorous and painful liberal arts education that is Cistercian, the students fold and are churned into cubicle-like workers.

Jimmy: “Why so down Timmy?”
Timmy: “Cistercian Preparatory School is killing me. We were born free but in here we are in chains.”

by JesuitEBoy February 12, 2020