chysus

chinese jesus

Timothy: "You know da wae?"
Paul: "Chysus."

by alcopaul July 18, 2018

Chesus

1. The savior of cheese; he was crucified on a cracker for the sins of all dairy products

2. Jesus pronounced in a weird accent

Guy 1: Damn, these nachos are fucking good!

Guy 2: Hey, you better thank Chesus for those

Guy 1: Why? He didn't die for MY sins.

Guy 2: Yeah, but with out him, all dairy products would be burning in hell.

Guy 1: Chesus Christ, get off my back!

by Dehumanizer September 20, 2010

Crysus

When you're cutting an onion & start crying. The situation which you find yourself when slicing a strong onion.

Jennifer found herself in a serious crysus when her eyes started tearing up.

by JOLE BLON May 6, 2008

cysus

cysus is another word for calling someone named cyrus, sus (cysus).

CYRUS, MORE LIKE CYSUS AHAHAHAHHAHGAGAHA *slurps on skeng*

by jbep November 25, 2021

chesus

chesus is are lord and savior.

i love chesus and chod!

by zeebdq March 20, 2021

Soft chesus

Can be an insult or a compliment take your pick it’s a real guessing game

Omg your such a soft chesus

by Youwontknowwhoiamever June 25, 2021

Blue chesus

Better than a soft chesus

At least he is a blue chesus not a soft chesus

by Youwontknowwhoiamever June 25, 2021