Chesus

1. The savior of cheese; he was crucified on a cracker for the sins of all dairy products

2. Jesus pronounced in a weird accent

Guy 1: Damn, these nachos are fucking good!

Guy 2: Hey, you better thank Chesus for those

Guy 1: Why? He didn't die for MY sins.

Guy 2: Yeah, but with out him, all dairy products would be burning in hell.

Guy 1: Chesus Christ, get off my back!

by Dehumanizer September 20, 2010

chesus

chesus is are lord and savior.

i love chesus and chod!

by zeebdq March 20, 2021

Soft chesus

Can be an insult or a compliment take your pick it’s a real guessing game

Omg your such a soft chesus

by Youwontknowwhoiamever June 25, 2021

Blue chesus

Better than a soft chesus

At least he is a blue chesus not a soft chesus

by Youwontknowwhoiamever June 25, 2021

Chessel

Swissgerman slang for beer.

Bro lets grab some cold ones!

You mean lets get a chessel!
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Bro we should open a bar

How should we call it?

Lets call it chesseleria!

by LucSkywalker December 12, 2020

Cheesus Christ

The god of cheese

We must pray to cheesus Christ for some cheese this year

by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016

CHESSINGTON

Pleasant, leafy area within the Royal Borough of Kingston-upon-Thames, a short hop by fast train from Central London.

There's a lot more good stuff about Chessington than the World of Adventures.

by .l May 8, 2014