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1. The savior of cheese; he was crucified on a cracker for the sins of all dairy products

2. Jesus pronounced in a weird accent
Guy 1: Damn, these nachos are fucking good!

Guy 2: Hey, you better thank Chesus for those

Guy 1: Why? He didn't die for MY sins.

Guy 2: Yeah, but with out him, all dairy products would be burning in hell.

Guy 1: Chesus Christ, get off my back!
Chesus by Dehumanizer September 20, 2010
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chesus is are lord and savior.
i love chesus and chod!
chesus by zeebdq March 20, 2021
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Soft chesus 

Can be an insult or a compliment take your pick it’s a real guessing game

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Swissgerman slang for beer.
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You mean lets get a chessel!
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Bro we should open a bar

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Cheesus Christ 

The god of cheese
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There's a lot more good stuff about Chessington than the World of Adventures.
CHESSINGTON by .l May 8, 2014
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