Chesus

1. The savior of cheese; he was crucified on a cracker for the sins of all dairy products

2. Jesus pronounced in a weird accent

Guy 1: Damn, these nachos are fucking good!

Guy 2: Hey, you better thank Chesus for those

Guy 1: Why? He didn't die for MY sins.

Guy 2: Yeah, but with out him, all dairy products would be burning in hell.

Guy 1: Chesus Christ, get off my back!

by Dehumanizer September 20, 2010

chesus

chesus is are lord and savior.

i love chesus and chod!

by zeebdq March 20, 2021

Soft chesus

Can be an insult or a compliment take your pick it’s a real guessing game

Omg your such a soft chesus

by Youwontknowwhoiamever June 26, 2021

Blue chesus

Better than a soft chesus

At least he is a blue chesus not a soft chesus

by Youwontknowwhoiamever June 26, 2021