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Chunkhouse 

Any dwelling either temporary (e.g. a tent) or permanent where a significant number of fat people are residing.
"Hey Mark, your wife really put on some weight, huh?"

"I know. If she doesn't start getting rid of it pretty soon she'll have to go to one of those chunkhouses"

"Sounds harsh."

"Well that is what chunkhouses are for."

"Touche!"
Chunkhouse by Cirdellin December 18, 2009

The Appomattox Courthouse 

When you are banging around a very solemn and tearful crowd of people. Such as, at a funeral.
Brenda's grandfathers' wake was last night. To help her cope, we did The Appomattox Courthouse in the funeral home.

Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.
The Appomattox Courthouse by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

courthouse wedding 

A wedding that is often without a large ceremony, if any, and held inside a courthouse. Usually done when both people are poor. This amounts to both parties just signing the marriage documents.
"Jill and I are having a courthouse wedding because we're poor."
courthouse wedding by Dioxylin July 12, 2017

courthouse 

1.) Where you go when you know you've fucked up with the law.

2.) The building where you get marriage licenses and lose your balls.
Dude, I gotta go to the courthouse.

Why?

I got ticket.
courthouse by Dragonvamp06 April 30, 2008

churchese 

Words that are common within the church setting and are familiar to only those who attend church.
"Jim was speaking in churchese and I had no idea what he meant."
churchese by Lin Coleson January 21, 2008

churchious 

Very religious. Very involved in church life and events. Goes to church often.
James is so churchious. He lives and breathes at the church these days.
churchious by tango63 March 21, 2015