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churchese 

Words that are common within the church setting and are familiar to only those who attend church.
"Jim was speaking in churchese and I had no idea what he meant."
churchese by Lin Coleson January 21, 2008
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Working on churches 

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.
Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!
Working on churches by Laronzo September 12, 2022

Courchene 

a courchene is a person who uses the phrase, ‘ewwww’ when someone says something that he/she finds gross.
person: i like chocolate cake.
a courchene: ewwww!
Courchene by angel_energyy June 6, 2020

churchered 

To have someone take you for granted, then extract some kind of currency, be it work, money, time or effort from you and then lie, cheat and act dishonestly to you and in some cases blame you for the problem.
what, he left owing you two grand for the work you did and changed his number? you've been totally Churchered.
churchered by Benjamin Davies September 25, 2007

Churchislator 

When a state legislator uses his or her religious/church beliefs to directly impact their support of specific bills that can or do become state law.
Chris Buttars is a classic "Churchislator"
D. Chris Buttars (born April 1, 1942) is a Republican member of the Utah State Senate representing senate district 10 (which spans the cities of South Jordan, West Jordan, and Herriman). He has served as a state senator since 2001.

Buttars has been outspoken on issues dealing with homosexuality, and co-sponsored Utah Constitutional Amendment 3 with Utah Boys Ranch colleague LaVar Christensen, which defined marriage in Utah as consisting "only of the legal union between a man and a woman." Buttars criticized the domestic partnership executive order signed by Salt Lake City Mayor Rocky Anderson. Buttars also introduced legislation that would ban gay clubs and gay-straight alliances in public schools.
Churchislator by Arule February 28, 2010

Home Churched 

For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.
Friend: So what church do you belong to?
You: I'm home churched.

Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.
Home Churched by sfoxe May 24, 2009

churchstreak

The number of consecutive visits to church each Sunday; usually said by people who play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 because they relate it to the killstreak rewards in the game
Man, its Sunday, I gotta go to church. Well at least my churchstreak is now up to 5. Yes! I now have a predator missile!
churchstreak by NWDAWG April 5, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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