courthouse 

1.) Where you go when you know you've fucked up with the law.

2.) The building where you get marriage licenses and lose your balls.

Dude, I gotta go to the courthouse.

Why?

I got ticket.

courthouse by Dragonvamp06 April 30, 2008

Courthouse 

Ope! Looks like somebody's going for him.

Hym "Somebody's on their way to the courthouse to sue Elon for steal his ideas! Wonder if he's stealing anyone else's ideas while I get eaten alive by flies as a donut slave. Huh!? Not like I've generated billions of dollars or anything. God damn. This FUCKING DOGWATER!"

Courthouse by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Courthouse 

When you pass gas so bad during a court appearance that attendees just about throw up.

Trump was in court today and blew a courthouse.

Courthouse by Rachel the Dresser April 23, 2024

courthouse wedding 

A wedding that is often without a large ceremony, if any, and held inside a courthouse. Usually done when both people are poor. This amounts to both parties just signing the marriage documents.

"Jill and I are having a courthouse wedding because we're poor."

courthouse wedding by Dioxylin July 12, 2017

Courthouse Whore 

The girl who works at the local Courthouse and fucks everyone going a coming there. Cops, politicians, and even con's.

Yo bro ole Amanda Judge Jone's clerk let the entire Sheriff's office run a train on her last Friday night at that party. No shit bro she's the Courthouse Whore it doesn't surprise me.

Courthouse Whore by anonymous February 3, 2022

Courthouse bitch 

A person who gets married in a courthouse because they aren't worth a traditional wedding

She didn't wanna marry him in a chapel because he was poor and she thought he was a courthouse bitch

Courthouse bitch by Ralphwiggum94 February 15, 2022

The Appomattox Courthouse 

When you are banging around a very solemn and tearful crowd of people. Such as, at a funeral.

Brenda's grandfathers' wake was last night. To help her cope, we did The Appomattox Courthouse in the funeral home.

Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.

The Appomattox Courthouse by RoyCoup November 15, 2012