1.) Where you go when you know you've fucked up with the law.

2.) The building where you get marriage licenses and lose your balls.
Dude, I gotta go to the courthouse.


I got ticket.
by Dragonvamp06 April 30, 2008
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When you are banging around a very solemn and tearful crowd of people. Such as, at a funeral.
Brenda's grandfathers' wake was last night. To help her cope, we did The Appomattox Courthouse in the funeral home.

Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
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A wedding that is often without a large ceremony, if any, and held inside a courthouse. Usually done when both people are poor. This amounts to both parties just signing the marriage documents.
"Jill and I are having a courthouse wedding because we're poor."
by Dioxylin July 12, 2017
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Zoe courthouse is a rare type of bully she is normally very tall and she pushes u over if your small and laughs like a horse pPfFFFFT u better watch out before this courthouse finds uuu
Zoe courthouse is a bully
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The girl who works at the local Courthouse and fucks everyone going a coming there. Cops, politicians, and even con's.
Yo bro ole Amanda Judge Jone's clerk let the entire Sheriff's office run a train on her last Friday night at that party. No shit bro she's the Courthouse Whore it doesn't surprise me.
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Ope! Looks like somebody's going for him.
Hym "Somebody's on their way to the courthouse to sue Elon for steal his ideas! Wonder if he's stealing anyone else's ideas while I get eaten alive by flies as a donut slave. Huh!? Not like I've generated billions of dollars or anything. God damn. This FUCKING DOGWATER!"
by Hym Iam August 13, 2023
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A person who gets married in a courthouse because they aren't worth a traditional wedding
She didn't wanna marry him in a chapel because he was poor and she thought he was a courthouse bitch
by Ralphwiggum94 February 16, 2022
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