a beluga whale who likes baths and drinking, and is best friends with Franklin D. Roosevelt they are such good friends that FDR has seen him in the bath.
history teacher "today we are learning that im very biased to two people and one is the beluga whale, Winston Churchill."
kids "yay!" *throws hands in the air*
Imagine a white church girl, then imagine a brown girl. Then put those stereotypes together and you get this rare specimen. They’ll fuck you in a parking lot on Saturday night but still go to church the next morning like a church girl. But they’ll also have to whisper everytime they’re on FaceTime with you so her parents can’t hear her talking to a guy and also never be allowed to leave the house just like a brown girl. Despite all of this, however, if you meet one you should never let her go. Because she may change your life forever.
Oh look, it’s that brown church girl Karen. I heard her fucking her secret BF in the parking lot last night.