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Patrochilles 

One of the oldest gay ships in history. Yes, children of the fandom system... these are our roots... our heritage... And now a short poem for the great poet who started it all: Homer, perhaps we'd be in a different world to-day/ had you not made the Iliad so ridiculously gay/ Patroclus and Achilles are in love; I believe it to be true/ for those who deny it or say they're just friends, I know they believe it too
Fangirl Alpha: OMG have you seen the new fanart for Patrochilles?

Fangirl Beta: No?! Send me the link!

Fangirl Epsilon: I don't know how people can deny they are a thing. Achilles calls him 'my Patroclus' WAAAAAY too many times for that to only be subtext.

Fangirl Beta: I know right?!
Patrochilles by LilithaAnastasia October 14, 2016

Patrochilles 

The relationship between ancient Greek heroes Achilles and Patroclus, often interpreted romantically, from "The Iliad" by Homer. Popularized in Madeline Miller's 2011 novel, "The Song of Achilles."
Person 1: Do you ship Patrochilles?
Person 2: After reading TSOA, I can't help it!
Patrochilles by blanketed_in_stars January 11, 2015

Mr. Prochilo 

A Pedophile head ass teacher who talks too damn fucking much. He looks up little girls skirts and takes pictures of them and jacks off to the pictures every night . He watches gay porn and sucks the principals dick. Yes mrs. Kramer is a dude. He is probably dating a 10 year old. He claims he has money and I’m like bitch where. He doesn’t like niggas so beware white hoes you might get molested by him. He has a pedophile mustache and then sus ass glasses. Beware
Oh there he goes Mr. Prochilo looking at lil girls.

prochillin 

chillin hard ;possibly drunk like a pro
ned:what did yall all do this weekend

bill: not much just prochillin with the boys
prochillin by grantness February 27, 2010

parochialer

someone who goes/went to a private school.
She a parochialer because she goes to St. Anthony's.
parochialer by Madelinemily May 17, 2011

pyrochild 

Dude my brother is pyrochild
pyrochild by Pyrochilds brother April 18, 2022