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Patrochilles
One of the oldest gay ships in history. Yes, children of the fandom system... these are our roots... our heritage... And now a short poem for the great poet who started it all: Homer, perhaps we'd be in a different world to-day/ had you not made the Iliad so ridiculously gay/ Patroclus and Achilles are in love; I believe it to be true/ for those who deny it or say they're just friends, I know they believe it too
Fangirl Alpha: OMG have you seen the new fanart for Patrochilles?
Fangirl Beta: No?! Send me the link!
Fangirl Epsilon: I don't know how people can deny they are a thing. Achilles calls him 'my Patroclus' WAAAAAY too many times for that to only be subtext.
Fangirl Beta: I know right?!
Fangirl Beta: No?! Send me the link!
Fangirl Epsilon: I don't know how people can deny they are a thing. Achilles calls him 'my Patroclus' WAAAAAY too many times for that to only be subtext.
Fangirl Beta: I know right?!
Patrochilles by LilithaAnastasia October 14, 2016
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Patrochilles
The relationship between ancient Greek heroes Achilles and Patroclus, often interpreted romantically, from "The Iliad" by Homer. Popularized in Madeline Miller's 2011 novel, "The Song of Achilles."
Patrochilles by blanketed_in_stars January 11, 2015
Mr. Prochilo
A Pedophile head ass teacher who talks too damn fucking much. He looks up little girls skirts and takes pictures of them and jacks off to the pictures every night . He watches gay porn and sucks the principals dick. Yes mrs. Kramer is a dude. He is probably dating a 10 year old. He claims he has money and I’m like bitch where. He doesn’t like niggas so beware white hoes you might get molested by him. He has a pedophile mustache and then sus ass glasses. Beware
Mr. Prochilo by The tea has been spilled hoes October 30, 2018
prochillin
prochillin by grantness February 27, 2010
parochialer
parochialer by Madelinemily May 17, 2011
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