church boi 

a christian with urban influence

"Truth told, we nuttin but sum Church Bois"
Church Boys - Thi'sl

church boi by Blest November 17, 2006

Small church boi 

This is someone who is annoying but is still your friend somehow and is very involved with church. Even considering this he still is very misbehave and needs to stop

Me: you are so mean to me
Will: no I'm not

Me: STOP SMALL CHURCH BOI

Small church boi by Ijustmadethissoicanmakededfini April 23, 2019

Small church boi 

Someone who is mean but cute at the same time. He also act bad and need to stop

Me: your mean to me
Will: I'm just joking!

Me: SMALL CHURCH BOI!!! STOP!!!

Small church boi by Ijustmadethissoicanmakededfini April 23, 2019

Bryan(Churchboy) 

A snooby person who believes he has a greater thinking than others.Also is very fake and believes he can fix things

“you guys don’t think the same way as me”

“Soy kOoL”
“no que cHuRchBoy”
“Don’t be a example of Bryan”
Bryan(churchboy) is a non drug user

Bryan(Churchboy) by Rowbust November 18, 2018

churchbait

A hot chick who lures you in with her hotness, but then de-balls for "misusing your magic stick" and drags you to church. Hallelujah!

"Dude, watch out...She's churchbait!"

"I can't tap that churchbait ass."

churchbait by Mr. Priest January 17, 2008

churchborn 

1. a home-grown church member, not a proselyte
2. of or pertaining to a local church member who is unquestioningly attending mass or services from childhood up to adult age

That churchborn guy will never rebel against his religion until his death!

churchborn by timlight July 30, 2009

churchoice 

A post-modern solution for pointers out to be the disinformed lifelike fledgling adrift unto the doldrums; scathing endlessly any name but save He, for there be Mo...to call when the lights darken down ever colder as they go.

It sho' ain't church...

It's Churchoice
Make it
MoRighteous

As religions scramble to cover up their archaic gospel parts that are showing; the edicts to which one must hold to, and echo out to those who dare to doubt THEIR Lord, the discerning mind of man, is now fast came, to quick distain for the pulpit hinded by any "THE prophet." The blood of Christ don't pay like the plasma barons down there at the BuyYoLife, nor are the eyes of the Lowrd, as palpable as the eyes in the skies, the cams in hands, above every door, lightpost, outpost, and outhouse...remind one each moment, "You are being recorded."

And so, verily veritably, invariably inevitably, to come ye now and here forever is yo best, yes, "opgion," be.... MoRighteous, if religion ain't yo bag and interest finds you for a visit to see a friendly, face Churchoice, and make it... MoRighteous.

... We'll share the vig once wise with ya private like, so as to keep as such!

The Churchoice you like today, had better be Mo, endless Righteous be yo only way, for if tomorrow comes for you, then again, will it be today!

churchoice by LittleGoosy March 2, 2021