by Blest November 17, 2006
Get the church boi mug.This is someone who is annoying but is still your friend somehow and is very involved with church. Even considering this he still is very misbehave and needs to stop
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by Ijustmadethissoicanmakededfini April 23, 2019
Get the Small church boi mug.A snooby person who believes he has a greater thinking than others.Also is very fake and believes he can fix things
“you guys don’t think the same way as me”
“Soy kOoL”
“no que cHuRchBoy”
“Don’t be a example of Bryan”
Bryan(churchboy) is a non drug user
“Soy kOoL”
“no que cHuRchBoy”
“Don’t be a example of Bryan”
Bryan(churchboy) is a non drug user
by Rowbust November 18, 2018
Get the Bryan(Churchboy) mug.A hot chick who lures you in with her hotness, but then de-balls for "misusing your magic stick" and drags you to church. Hallelujah!
by Mr. Priest January 17, 2008
Get the churchbait mug.1. a home-grown church member, not a proselyte
2. of or pertaining to a local church member who is unquestioningly attending mass or services from childhood up to adult age
2. of or pertaining to a local church member who is unquestioningly attending mass or services from childhood up to adult age
by timlight July 30, 2009
Get the churchborn mug.A post-modern solution for pointers out to be the disinformed lifelike fledgling adrift unto the doldrums; scathing endlessly any name but save He, for there be Mo...to call when the lights darken down ever colder as they go.
It sho' ain't church...
It's Churchoice
Make it
MoRighteous
As religions scramble to cover up their archaic gospel parts that are showing; the edicts to which one must hold to, and echo out to those who dare to doubt THEIR Lord, the discerning mind of man, is now fast came, to quick distain for the pulpit hinded by any "THE prophet." The blood of Christ don't pay like the plasma barons down there at the BuyYoLife, nor are the eyes of the Lowrd, as palpable as the eyes in the skies, the cams in hands, above every door, lightpost, outpost, and outhouse...remind one each moment, "You are being recorded."
And so, verily veritably, invariably inevitably, to come ye now and here forever is yo best, yes, "opgion," be.... MoRighteous, if religion ain't yo bag and interest finds you for a visit to see a friendly, face Churchoice, and make it... MoRighteous.
... We'll share the vig once wise with ya private like, so as to keep as such!
It sho' ain't church...
It's Churchoice
Make it
MoRighteous
As religions scramble to cover up their archaic gospel parts that are showing; the edicts to which one must hold to, and echo out to those who dare to doubt THEIR Lord, the discerning mind of man, is now fast came, to quick distain for the pulpit hinded by any "THE prophet." The blood of Christ don't pay like the plasma barons down there at the BuyYoLife, nor are the eyes of the Lowrd, as palpable as the eyes in the skies, the cams in hands, above every door, lightpost, outpost, and outhouse...remind one each moment, "You are being recorded."
And so, verily veritably, invariably inevitably, to come ye now and here forever is yo best, yes, "opgion," be.... MoRighteous, if religion ain't yo bag and interest finds you for a visit to see a friendly, face Churchoice, and make it... MoRighteous.
... We'll share the vig once wise with ya private like, so as to keep as such!
The Churchoice you like today, had better be Mo, endless Righteous be yo only way, for if tomorrow comes for you, then again, will it be today!
by LittleGoosy March 2, 2021
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