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churchborn

1. a home-grown church member, not a proselyte
2. of or pertaining to a local church member who is unquestioningly attending mass or services from childhood up to adult age
That churchborn guy will never rebel against his religion until his death!
by timlight July 30, 2009
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Churchmonger

A churchmonger is a person a person who is highly motivated in their religious beliefs and pushes those beliefs upon others. They sell their religion as a person would sell goods.
Ray and Greg are churchmongers. Every time I see them, they constantly talk about Jesus and try to convert me.
by Atheist Crusade July 5, 2020
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Bryan(Churchboy)

A snooby person who believes he has a greater thinking than others.Also is very fake and believes he can fix things
you guys don’t think the same way as me”

“Soy kOoL”
“no que cHuRchBoy”
“Don’t be a example of Bryan”
Bryan(churchboy) is a non drug user
by Rowbust November 18, 2018
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Churchburners

Unfiltered cigarettes, premades or rollies, God's gift to humanity was the tobacco plant conveniently available in the form of churchburners like Camel or Lucky Strikes. Natural American Spirit make some churchburners too, but they aren't as commonly smoked as their roll your own churchburners. They are generally 70 millimeters in length, about 2 3/4". Actually the exact same length as a 12 gauge target load shotshell believe it or not.

The reason they are called churchburners is because the more of them you burn, the sooner you'll end up at church, in a wooden box.

Despite this fact, churchburners and coffee are the best way to start your morning. Filters? But... you can't roll em' loose and smoke them hard with filters. Tastier that way too. And unfiltered cigarette smokers are some of the toughest, rugged, and coolest people out there.
nonsmoker: You smoke unfiltered cigarettes? Aren't you worried about getting cancer?

Smoker: I roll my own churchburners boy, they taste better. And if death comes for me, I'll cut off a piece of his ear and put one out in his eye!!!
by Anonamousmouse November 10, 2012
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churchcore

Hell yeah, yeah, I'm listening to some churchcore and reading the bible
by Remedy August 26, 2005
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churchbar

If you are Serbian, libations are a part of life. Therefore, after attending church services you walk over to the church social hall which contains a bar. Hence, the word, "churchbar."
I met my husband at the churchbar after Sunday services. We had our wedding at the church after which we celebrated in the social/banquet hall and churchbar while listening to tambura music.
by SerbWoman October 21, 2013
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churchburned

when you find disapproval erotic and get turned on, whether it be from parents or a church
me and my bf get churchburned when we kiss in our homophobic church
by galix August 23, 2021
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