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Chubblesome
Chubblesome by Weirdly_specific June 23, 2022
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Cumbleswatch
A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.
Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017
Fuzz Chumbler
Slang:
1. A person or thing that is utterly stupid.
2.An action done by someone that is repulsive or completely ignorant.
3. A nice way to say retard.
4. A person that eats fuzz off a hairy nutsack.
5. A pedophile
6. a goofy person.
7. somewhat of a gomer as qouted by adam ohman.
1. A person or thing that is utterly stupid.
2.An action done by someone that is repulsive or completely ignorant.
3. A nice way to say retard.
4. A person that eats fuzz off a hairy nutsack.
5. A pedophile
6. a goofy person.
7. somewhat of a gomer as qouted by adam ohman.
haha your a Cuzz Chumbler.
Dude! hes a Fuzz Chumbler
jackons a fuzz chumbler.
does that fuzz chumbler know what hes doing????
I cant believe that fuzz chumbler had the nerve to call me back after he humped my dog.
Dude! hes a Fuzz Chumbler
jackons a fuzz chumbler.
does that fuzz chumbler know what hes doing????
I cant believe that fuzz chumbler had the nerve to call me back after he humped my dog.
Fuzz Chumbler by adam ohman August 3, 2005
Saxby Chambliss
A maneuver where one party inserts fresh Georgia peaches into their rectum until maximum capacity is reached, mashing them up with powerful contractions of their anus, until a delicate paste is formed. A second person then consumes the mashed up fruit using only their face and mouth, as in a traditional pie-eating contest.
Grandma said she was going to teach me how to make her famous peach cobbler, but instead gave me a Saxby Chambliss.
Saxby Chambliss by Donald P. December 16, 2008
them crumblies
When you have crumbs all over your mouth, facial hair, shirt, snuggie, or other body area and/or clothing.
them crumblies by Nerdy Dave November 10, 2010
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