4 definition by adam ohman

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1. Somebody who makes a complete ass out of themselves
2. Somone who is really dumb
3. Someone who looks ugly
4. When someone fuck's up your shit
5. Acting very stupid around hot chicks
6. To demolish property

That chode face tried to fuck my car up.
That chode face thinks he's the shit.
He chode Faced that bitch.
by Adam Ohman August 28, 2006

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When a guy saves a friend with Beer Goggles on against a fat or fugly chick. And uses ANY MEANS necessary to get their drunk friend away from the girl before she scores and permanent damage is done. Hence the name Goal Line Stand.
Thank god I was there last night for Frank, we had to pull a goaline stand before he was mauled and crushed by a fat chick.
I woke up on the floor this morning only to find a whale in my bed. Wheres a Goal line stand when you need one?

Man we had to fight that girl off of you with a stick. Thank god we formed a Goal Line Stand or you would have been history.

Come on guys shes not that bad, she had a smoking body and I could of put a bag on that face. You didn't have to form a Goal Line Stand
by Adam Ohman July 04, 2007

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1. A person or thing that is utterly stupid.
2.An action done by someone that is repulsive or completely ignorant.
3. A nice way to say retard.
4. A person that eats fuzz off a hairy nutsack.
5. A pedophile
6. a goofy person.
7. somewhat of a gomer as qouted by adam ohman.
haha your a Cuzz Chumbler.
Dude! hes a Fuzz Chumbler

jackons a fuzz chumbler.
does that fuzz chumbler know what hes doing????
I cant believe that fuzz chumbler had the nerve to call me back after he humped my dog.
by adam ohman July 13, 2005

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the real meaning of gomer is the following:
acting stupid, making an ass out of him/her self, being in a blonde moment, ignorant, neive, an idiot, someone who is clumsy.
steve urkell is a gomer. Dude! you are such a gomer i cant believe u knocked that over. That gomer ruined my sofa.
by adam ohman July 25, 2004

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