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chronukkah

Beginning on April 13th
The 7 days leading up to 4/20 (April 20th).
A bowl is smoked per session on the first day,
2 bowls are smoked the second
3 on the 3rd
4 on the 4th
ect ect
This is a social Holiday created by Freshman at KU.
Phil- Yo what are you doing for Chronukkah tonight?
Daniel- Celebrating?
Phil- I'll see you there.
chronukkah by Suess and Friends April 14, 2009
Words you can keep

Chanukkah 

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).
JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).
Chanukkah by Hicab October 23, 2017

Chanukkah 

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).
JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).
Chanukkah by Hicab October 23, 2017

Chronnuckah 

In the Jewish faith, a celibration that commemorates the way--after the Romans sacked the temple and left only enough for one bowl--the bud lasted eight nights.

This is celebrated by lighting one more bowl on an eight chambered bong known as a Chronukiah starting at the right and lighting one more chamber evey night for eich night of Chronuckah.

Also crockies, a dish made form potatoes and cannibutter, are traditionally eaten.
Little Girl: but papa, papa, this is only enough weed for one bowl. how is this gonna get us all high for eight nights?

Father: well little Suzie, thats the miracle of Chronnuckah
Chronnuckah by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008

Harry Chranukkah 

Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukkah
We wish you a Harry Chranukkah and a happy new year!
Harry Chranukkah by Katie/ Taryn November 6, 2004

Chronikkah 

an 8 day marijuana/Jewish based holiday that combines 4/20 and Hanukkah
Chronikkah is the 7 days leading up to 4/20 on the eighth day, starting at 12am on April 13th lasting until 12am on April 21st.
Chronikkah by ZSCARB March 16, 2008

Chranukah 

A holiday celebration usually celebrated in December, but sometimes in July or other months, in which friends and/or family gather in festive spirit to smoke large amounts of chronic and then eat a glorious holiday feast to satisfy their munchies.
-Hey Uncle Joshua, are you coming over for latkes tomorrow?
-Of course Aaron, and the Rabbi's bringing lots of weed so we can have a proper Chranukah celebration.

-Yo Jamall, you comin' to Darnell's tomorrow?
-What for?
-Smokin our black anuses off for Chranukah before the game.
Chranukah by ScottyMaserati December 14, 2010
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